Unemployed Philosophers Guild

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October 1-October 31, 2025

October Promotion

$500+ order = 10% off
$1,000+ order = 15% off
$2,000+ order = FREE FREIGHT (US & Canada only)

Free freight excludes Alaska, Hawaii, and outside islands.

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Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.

* Unemployed Philosophers Guild is represented in DE, Eastern PA, VA, WV, NY, and NJ only.

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