Unemployed Philosophers Guild

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January 1-February 27, 2026

Winter Show Special

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Orders of $500 or more receive Half Off Freight
Orders of $1000 or more receive Free Freight

January 1-December 31, 2026

Ivory Tower Member Promotion

Customers who have the Ivory Tower or Counter Top Display receive 5% off on reorders

Not combinable with any other promotion or discount.

January 1-December 31, 2029

Ongoing Freight Promotion

Orders of $2500 or more receive Free Freight

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2026 Catalog

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Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.

* Unemployed Philosophers Guild is represented in DE, Eastern PA, VA, WV, NY, and NJ only.

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