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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild traces its origins back to 1990, when two creative and determined brothers from New York, Stephan and David, found themselves grappling with the challenges of making a living. One night they stumbled upon a unique process that enabled them to make pins and earrings that they successfully sold on the gritty streets of Manhattan. That initial success led to local stores expressing a keen interest in their products, and prompting requests for an expanded product line. This pivotal moment marked the beginning of our journey from selling on the streets to our present day “Ivory Tower.” As demand for their distinctive creations grew, the proceeds funded the brothers’ graduate studies and also allowed them to pursue their artistic aspirations. For Stephan, it meant delving into the world of philosophy, while David became a historian and filmmaker. In 1992, Stephan named the enterprise the Unemployed Philosophers Guild, a nod to the realization that making a livelihood as a philosopher was unlikely. “Spinoza was a lens grinder,” he would often say. Thirty-three years after the the two brothers started making pins and earrings in their mother’s kitchen, the Unemployed Philosophers Guild stands proudly as a group of artists, writers, philosophers, and unconventional thinkers, forging ahead with creativity and resilience. Today, the Guild is comprised of eleven creative people who bring their unique passions and energies to creating gifts for your stores!
YOU ARE HERE 97 Sales Reps & Policies 93 Best-Sellers 74 Candles
SECULAR SAINTS
53 Cards
QUOTABLE NOTABLES
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Compact Mirrors Dish Towels Displays Dolls LITTLE THINKERS
52 Eidos
IMAGE MATCHING CARD GAME
23 Finger Puppets
MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES
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Freudian Slippers Hair Pins Ivory Tower Jigsaw Puzzles Lip Balm Magnetic Play Sets Mini Ivory Tower
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Mints Mugs (Traditional) Mugs (Transforming) New Products Notebooks POCKET-SIZE & FULL-SIZE
88 Pill Boxes 44 Pins, Enamel 78 Planter Pots FERTILE MINDS
39 Sponges
DIRTY MINDS
34 Soap
FOAM SWEET FOAM
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Sticky Note Booklets Tableware Tarot Decks T*Lights
TRANSFORMING TEA LIGHT HOLDERS
85 T-Shirts 84 Trumpzilla 88 Watches TEMPUS FUGIT
68 Zipper Bags
HOW TO JOIN THE GUILD! • Contact Your Local Rep to visit their showroom or make an appointment in your store (details on the inside back cover) • Order online through our B2B site philosophersguild.com/wholesale (First time? We’ll set you up! Email wholesale@philosophersguild.com) • Order directly with a friendly philosopher wholesale@philosophersguild.com or call us at 718.243.9492
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ICE AGE MEGAFAUNA HEAT-TRANSFORMING MUG When the mug is cold, find yourself in the Pleistocene epoch with three species of Ice Age Megafauna – saber-toothed cats, a woolly mammoth, and a giant ground sloth. Pour a hot beverage and watch the years melt away, revealing the museum skeletons of prehistoric creatures that once inhabited our world. 14 oz./400mL #5825 AVAILABLE JANUARY
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SEA TURTLES AT THE CORAL REEF HEAT-TRANSFORMING MUG When the mug is cool, divers paddle in the ocean with five sea turtle species! Add hot chocolate or steaming coffee and take a DEEP DIVE to the hidden coral reef! Surprise a shark and a barracuda in the company of colorful creatures beneath. 14 oz./400mL #5833 AVAILABLE JANUARY
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EEYORE’S DISAPPOINTMINTS Into each life a little rain must fall... and sometimes your tail falls off. We made these little mints in honor of Winnie-the-Pooh’s gloomy little grey donkey pal… so you can carry a tin of Eeyore’s DisappointMINTS and add these tiny instances of optimism to your day. spearmint #5823 AVAILABLE JANUARY
$1.75 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 24.
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NEW PRODUCTS DRAG STORY HOUR MUG Sit back, relax, and enjoy the Drag Story Hour mug … featuring four wonderful Queens reading to the kiddos honoring community and literacy and libraries living the lesson of free self-expression loving the calm, the peace, the second cup of tea, bless those Queens… And they all read happily ever after! 14 oz./400mL #5826
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DRAGONS MUG
Nobody ever says: “Why Dragons?” Because Dragons! Go ahead, sip your hot-as-lava morning java – or a fiery mug of cayenne-ginger tea – with Dragons! Our Dragons mug features 19 dragons from around the world and just in time for 2024 – Year of the Dragon(s)! 14 oz./400mL #5824 AVAILABLE JANUARY
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MUG SHOTS John Dillinger. Bugsy Siegel. Lucky Luciano. Al Capone. Machine Gun Kelly. Pretty Boy Floyd. Ready to throw one back with America’s Most Wanted? Break out a set of Mug Shots – shot glasses featuring six nefarious characters, complete with mug shots and rap sheets. Do YOU have the nerve to set ’em up? #1838 AVAILABLE JANUARY
$9.00 / $11.00 cdn Multiples of 4.
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ENAMEL PINS The underground phenomenon became the musical that goes on and on – and recently celebrated its 50th anniversary of continuous TIME WARP! Here they are… fan-favorite characters paired with iconic quotes – and the TIME WARP. And a good thing it is, too, because everybody looks good in fishnets… everyone. I’m lucky, you’re lucky, we’re all lucky!
$7.50 ea. / $9.50 cdn Multiples of 4. AVAILABLE FEBRUARY
DR FRANK-N-FURTER
RIFF RAFF
I see you shiver in antici… pation. #5851
Say goodbye to all this… #5854
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EDDIE Whatever happened to Saturday night – When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright? #5852
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HORROR TAROT The Horror Tarot reimagines the traditional Tarot, with 78 unique cards set in the world of horror comics and illustration, horror movies, fan magazines, and paperbacks. Whether divination or revelation, each tarot reading is an invitation to hours of engagement – on your own or in the company of friends. #5829 AVAILABLE JANUARY
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THE TIME WARP It’s just a jump to the left… #5855
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EDGAR ALLAN POE STICKY NOTE BOOKLET Forgot an important errand? “Nevermore.” Looking for a quick bookmark or a final resting place for your poetry or your pants size? The Edgar Allan Poe Sticky Notes Booklet has four styles of notes with Poe quotes. #5827 AVAILABLE JANUARY
$3.75 / $5.25 cdn Multiples of 6.
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EDGAR ALLAN POE ZIPPER BAG …even in the grave all is not lost. On both sides there’s a dashing portrait of Edgar Allan Poe surrounded by a dozen quotes from his life and works – The Raven, Murders in the Rue Morgue, stories, poems, a personal letter… This sturdy canvas pouch is the perfect place to stash that which you cannot bear to lose – your crow quill pen, a bottle of ink (black as night). #5843 AVAILABLE JANUARY
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MUSHROOMS BAG
We call them “vegetables” yet they are not plants. They’re carnivores yet they are not animals. Our Mushrooms Zipper Bag features 23 species of these otherworldly sci-fi fungi found on our world. Will that fungus be tasty or toxic? Healthy or hallucinogenic? Always ask a mycologist. #5835 AVAILABLE JANUARY
$7.00 / $9.50 cdn Multiples of 4.
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TROJAN RABBIT ENAMEL PINS Monty Python reached back through history for their film triumph, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. We have wrought in enamel these graven images: Trojan Rabbit Enamel Pins to honor King Arthur’s Quest! Behold – likenesses glorious enough for the likes of your lapel! #5844 AVAILABLE JANUARY
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KNIGHT WHO SAYS “NI!” ENAMEL PINS Affix ye these Knight Who Says “Ni!” pins enamelèd – upon raiment or pack of the back – then stride ye forth, demanding sacrifice… of shrubbery. #5845 AVAILABLE JANUARY
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17¼" × 25½" (45cm × 65cm)
OUR D IS H TO W E L S CA N HANG! CO M FO RTAB IN YO UR KI LY (W HE RE EV TC HE N ERYO CO M ES TO N E HA N G O UT )
O N TH EI R OW N HA N GI N G LO O P
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TAROT
The entrancing Tarot dish towel features imagery from the Rider Waite tarot deck. Let it hang from the handle of your oven… or from your fridge… suspended in time… as you make a decision about dinner… #5838
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GEOLOGIC TIME Not just a beautiful kitchen accessory – this Geologic Time dish towel features key events and fossils for 26 eons, epochs, and eras. That’s right: for the last 4.55 billion years, everything was leading up to drying the dishes. Kind of puts things in perspective. #5841
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KITCHEN ACCIDENTS
MONTY PYTHON
Spend time with the Kitchen Accidents dish towel – before you need to know your first aid skills are rusty and the fire extinguisher expired. You’ll find dozens of tips, best practices, remedies, supplies to have on hand – bread and aloe, eye wash and duct tape…always duct tape… Accidents happen. This handy dish towel shows you how to contend with them. #5842
We use only the finest Monty Python quotes, dew-picked and lovingly printed with dozens of iconic illustrations – Arthur (King of the Britons), Harold (a clever sheep), delicate terms for a parrot (deceased), and easy-to-follow images approved by the Ministry of Silly Walks.
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FOWL TOWEL
OWL TOWEL
The Fowl Towel gets it right: 31 species of ducks, chickens, geese – and relatives, both fancy and plain. The Fowl Towel is for people who talk turkey, those who have all their ducks in a row (more or less), and all us chickens. #5836
Behold – it’s the Owl Towel and it’s a hoot! Fix your gaze upon 24 species of owl… Who will blink first? (You will – no contest. It will be you.) #5837
FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE
LITERARY TASTES
Now there is something to read while you wait for that pot to boil. Here’s the First Lines of Literature dish towel, with the opening lines from 39 different pot-boilers and fish stories and Most Illustrious Literary Voices. There’s a little taste for everyone! #5840
The enticing Literary Tastes dish towel serves up 18 savory quotes about food to enjoy between writers. #5839
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TRANSFORMING MUGS EACH MUG FEATURES AN ORIGINAL UPG DESIGN
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FREE DISPLAY INSERTS INCLUDED WITH ALL YOUR ORDERS FOR TRANSFORMING MUGS
SPOILERS! BEFORE-AND-AFTER VIEWS
IMAGES TRANSFORM WHEN YOU POUR A HOT BEVERAGE
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE
HANDLE COMES FREE WITH EVERY MUG!
BEST-SELLERS
CONSTELLATION #2762
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BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG #4961
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BUTTERFLIES #5568
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DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS CAT #0982 #0025
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STAR TREK™ TRANSPORTER #4606
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FLOWERS
DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT
Pour in hot water and watch 18 different species of Flowers appear – in dazzling color! This wonder of nature (and heatchanging science) transforms any table! 14 oz./400mL #5771
The cat disappears, leaving only a grin. 10 oz./300 mL #0025
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BUTTERFLIES
BIRDS ON A WIRE
Pour hot water to witness 18 real butterfly species reveal their true colors. 14 oz./400mL #5568
This mug features 18 silhouettes of birds on a wire. Add hot water and watch the species appear in full color. 12 oz./350 mL #4746
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’TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
JESUS SHAVES
’Twas the night before Christmas…when the mug was still cold. Pour a steamy beverage and now it’s Christmas morning! 12 oz. / 350 mL #5811
Jesus needs hot water to shave! 14 oz./400 mL #0981
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FOOTPRINT INSIDE!
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MOON MUG
PLANET
Two gorgeous Moon portraits (Near/Far Side). Hot water reveals names of Apollo missions, astronauts, and milestones. 14 oz./400 mL #5392
Every time you pour a hot beverage, learn about each planet in the solar system. 12 oz. /350 mL #5293
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CONSTELLATION
CLIMATE CHANGE
Have coffee with the stars. 12 oz./350 mL #2762
Add hot water and watch sea levels rise. Hey, you guys… where’d Florida go? 12 oz./350 mL #3869
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DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS
ICE AGE MEGAFAUNA
Dinosaurs transform into fossils! 14 oz./400 mL #0982
Hot water transforms Pleistocene epoch giants into museum exhibits. 14 oz./400mL #5825
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DISAPPEARING WIVES OF HENRY VIII
JANE AUSTEN’S REGENCY FINERY
Add hot water and the wives disappear until things cool off. 12 oz./350 mL #0064
When the mug is warm, the young ladies change into lovely evening attire. 12 oz./350 mL #5690
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DAY OF THE DEAD / DÍA DE LOS MUERTOS
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This Day of the Dead / Día de los Muertos heattransforming mug makes every beverage festive! 12 oz./350 mL #5577
This mug makes you shiver (add ice) and sweat (add hot water). Transforms to reveal 13 Hitchcock movie titles! 12 oz./350 mL #5360
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GREAT GAYS OUT OF THE CLOSET
PENGUIN PARTY
Add hot liquid and 14 great gays from history proudly throw open the closet doors! 14 oz./400 mL #1655
When the mug is COLD, the penguins sport black-and-white formalwear for after six. When the mug is HOT, the penguins wear their most festive attire... the party’s just getting started. 12 oz. / 350 mL #5722
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MISTER ROGERS SWEATER CHANGING
BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG On the cold mug, Bob Ross’s image reminds you to find time in your life to create. When you pour a hot beverage, his painting appears to inspire you. 14 oz./400 mL #4961
When you add hot water, he changes into his cardigan! 14 oz./400 mL #3748
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GREAT NUDES
VAN GOGH TRANSFORMING SELF-PORTRAIT MUG
Add a hot beverage and their clothing vanishes. (They’re all famous masterpieces — artistic nudity!) 14 oz./400 mL #2240
Pour in a hot beverage and watch the famous painter’s ear disappear. 10 oz./300 mL #0125
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SHARK!
SEA TURTLES AT THE CORAL REEF
Add hot coffee or tea and stay out of the water. 14 oz./400 mL #2985
Hot beverages reveal the coral reef and colorful creatures beneath. 14 oz./400mL #5833
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STAR TREK™ TRANSPORTER
STAR TREK™ WARP SPEED
Hot water makes the words TO BOLDLY GO disappear and the U.S.S. Enterprise WHOOSH into warp speed! 12 oz./350 mL #5769
When you add hot water, Kirk, Spock, Uhura, and McCoy leave the Transporter Room and materialize on the other side, exploring the planet surface. Energize! 14 oz./400 mL #4606
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RUTH BADER GINSBURG
LANDMARK SUPREME COURT CASES
When the mug is cold, RBG wears her judicial robe. When the mug is hot, hand Justice Ginsburg a boxing robe. 12 oz./350 mL #5509
Add a hot beverage and the losing sides disappear. 12 oz./350 mL #1657
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DISAPPEARING CIVIL LIBERTIES
DEMOCRATIC DREAM
Add hot water and watch your rights disappear. 10 oz./300 mL #0236
Add hot water, red states turn blue, the Democrats’ dreams come true. 12 oz./350 mL #0971
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TRADITIONAL MUGS MULTIPLES OF 4/STYLE.
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Our Traditional Mugs honor rituals established thousands of years ago when our ancestors quit drinking out of puddles.
OPENING AT THE TOP LETS BEVERAGES FLOW IN
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As philosophers, we’re all about tradition. We’re also about beauty, wisdom, love, justice, being, Being, apophasis, paralipsis, paralepsis… where was I?
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HANDLE — LETS YOU TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE AND YOUR LIQUIDS! CLOSING AT THE BOTTOM KEEPS BEVERAGES FROM FLOWING OUT
As you can see, all of our mugs are big ideas with a handle. Whether you’re fascinated by mathematical formulas or miniature art histories or crossword puzzles, they just might make you a morning person. READY TO KEEP FOR YOURSELF
READY FOR GIFT-GIVING
And with so many beautiful designs, our mugs will look good in front of your mug.
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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS #0065
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BRIEF HISTORY OF ART #1658
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GEOLOGIC TIME #5019
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THE LITERARY CAT #5375
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A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM
DRAGONS Our Dragons mug features 19 dragons from around the world… because Dragons! 14 oz./400mL #5824
A Midsummer Night’s Dream mug makes your table setting… magical! #5802
STEAM LOCOMOTIVE MUG
BEE GARDEN
All aboard! The Steam Locomotive mug showcases 16 wheel arrangement types with notations devised by legendary mechanical engineer F.M. Whyte. 12 oz. / 350 mL #5810
A beautiful garden. A profusion of blooms. This Bee Garden mug features watercolor paintings of 13 species of flowers irresistible to pollinators (and the people who love them.) 14 oz. / 400 mL #5801
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DRAG STORY HOUR
✨ And they all read happily ever after! ✨ 14 oz./400mL #5826
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GILBERT & SULLIVAN
JANE AUSTEN
Though “Delighted” I may / Occasionally say, / I never use a big, big D – / What, never? 14 oz./400 mL #5564
Just the thing for women of independent means and superior men. 14 oz./400 mL #3764
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EDGAR ALLAN POE
MEMENTO MORI
Makes any beverage mysterious! 14 oz./400 mL #3356
Perfect for gloomy people who need coffee or tea to...wake. 14 oz./400 mL #5723
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I LOVE YOU MUG
SHERLOCK HOLMES
This beautiful mug says “I Love You” forty ways. Remind your paramour of your steamy devotion over coffee at work, over cocoa on cozy evenings …and over breakfast. 12 oz./350 mL #5297
Holmes quotes, rules of deduction, intriguing images, and Sidney Pagets’ portrait of the world’s only consulting detective! 14 oz./400 mL #4638
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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS
BANNED BOOKS
The Bard’s best put-downs. 14 oz./400 mL #0065
24 literary classics too hot to handle. 12 oz./350 mL #2480
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PAWPRINT INSIDE
THE ARTISTIC CAT
FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE
This transfixing mug understands inspiration is elusive. Unpredictable. Pounces, stirs things up. Features artists’ portraits of these beautiful muses. 12 oz./350 mL #5529
It’ll give you the literary inspiration to tackle your day. For best results, serve with our Last Lines of Literature mug. 14 oz./400 mL #2763
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THE LITERARY CAT
THE LITERARY DOG
Nine quotes from authors who cannot resist a kitten. Settle down with a cozy book and a good cat and vice-versa. 12 oz./350 mL #5375
The Literary Dog mug features seven breeds of dog with seven dog-loving quotes from famous authors. 12 oz./350 mL #5770
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PRESIDENTIAL PETS
Speak softly and carry a big stick…so we can play “Fetch”! 12 oz. / 350 mL #5662
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PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS 29 classic slogans, from Adlai to Zachary. 14 oz./400 mL #0978
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PENCIL INCLUDED!
CROSSWORD PUZZLE MUG
YIDDISH INSULTS
Solve the crossword on the box (pencil inside!), then wash your mug and look for more than two dozen puzzles online! 14 oz./400 mL #3340
Some occasions in life call for a bon mot – others demand this Yiddish Insults mug. 14 oz./400 mL #5508
MONTY PYTHON QUOTES MUG
FREUDIAN SIPS
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Say no more! 14 oz. / 400 mL #2965
When you say one thing but mean your mother! 12 oz./350 mL #0084
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FRIDA’S QUOTE IN ENGLISH AND SPANISH
BRIEF HISTORY OF ART From Lascaux to Picasso. 16 oz./475 mL #1658
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STARSHIPS OF STAR TREK™
Featuring an original design of starships — identified by name and registry — from various series. 14 oz./400mL #4378
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DINOSAURIA — THE TERRIBLE LIZARDS MUG
For all true dino fans who know the meaning of T-rex’s name. 12 oz. / 350 mL #5633
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FRIDA DREAMS The perfect mug for Frida Kahlo’s many admirers — the realists and the dreamers alike. 12 oz./350 mL #4747
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MATH MUG 20 of the most popular mathematical formulae. 14 oz./400 mL #0492
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GEOLOGIC TIME Our Geologic Time mug will remind you of your days as an amateur paleontologist digging in the yard and collecting shells on the beach. 4.56 billion years in the making. 14 oz./400 mL #5019
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YOGA MAT COASTER INCLUDED!
ROPES INCLUDED!
HOW TO: YOGA
HOW TO: KNOTS
Now you know what to get your guru. 12 oz./350 mL #3464
Earn a merit badge on your coffee break. Ropes included! 12 oz./350 mL #3822
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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON THE UNITED STATES This porcelain cup is made in the style of a yunomi – traditional Japanese tea cup without a handle – and debossed with original drawings of all 50 states…in the order they joined the United States! 9 oz./260mL #5383
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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON MODERN ART Own a work of art — one that employs a bold, minimal palette to depict 65 great modern artists from Courbet to Warhol. 9 oz./260 mL #5193
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On December 1, 1955, the “Matriarch of the Civil Rights Movement” was jailed for defiance of unjust laws. Principled and soft-spoken, this long-time activist risked safety, life, and livelihood protesting segregation.
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Rosa Parks joined countless patriots before her, such as Claudette Colvin, Aurelia E. S. Browder, Susie McDonald, and Mary Louise Smith – not to mention, a century earlier in NYC, Elizabeth Jennings Graham (with her lawyer and future U.S. President, Chester A. Arthur). Justice requires brave citizens to fight for the Land of the Free.
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9-HOOK DISPLAY #5103 SEE PAGE 89
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Three distinctive hair pins pay tribute to the artist and her work! A Butterfly – a Parrot – and Frida – add life and glamor to your everyday style. #5708
These Great Flowers of Art hair pins let you wear the works of three great artists – a van Gogh sunflower – a small white flower favored by O’Keeffe – one Monet water lily. So cultivated! #5704
Matisse’s Le chat aux poissons rouges, so bright, so calm ...was that a paw? Klee’s Cat gazes intently, intensely. Steinlen’s Chat Noir rules the roost. Playful. Beautiful. Great Cats of Art. #5779
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CEPHALOPODS
SHARKS
DINOSAURS
Cephalopods are blue-bloods with three hearts, and no one is more loyal than the tough-on-the-outside/softon-the-inside Nautilus, or the Squid and its capable tiny fins, or the Octopus with eight arms to throw around you reassuringly: “You can do it!” #5706
Feeling misunderstood? Maybe you’re just intense (Great White Shark), calm and levelheaded (Hammerhead Shark), or a gentle, easy-going beauty (Whale Shark). These Sharks get you. Respect. #5776
Choose a Dinosaur Look for Your Hair Stegosaurus plates and spikes: first Mohawk Triceratops frill or crest: early bouffant Tyrannosaurus rex: slicked back! shaved clean! #5707
BOB ROSS®
BIRDS OF PREY
SONGBIRDS
Find your own style with Bob Ross, a miniature Artist Palette set up with colors, and his tiny muse – Peapod the pocket squirrel. Wear a little happy in your hair! #5777
The Red-tailed Hawk soars, its cry fierce and hoarse. Watch a Peregrine Falcon dive (fastest creature alive). Great Horned Owl feathers are warm and soft, silent aloft. Far-sighted. Strong. Birds of Prey go for it! #5778
When you wear Songbirds hair pins – a Northern Cardinal – an American Goldfinch – a Blue Jay – you will be inspired to take up birdwatching. #5711
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SHOWCASE YOUR HAIR PINS IN AN
IVORY TOWER SEE PAGE 90
THE MOON HERE MEN FROM THE PLANET EARTH FIRST SET FOOT UPON THE MOON JULY 1969 A.D. “WE CAME IN PEACE FOR ALL MANKIND” (as it says on the plaque they left on the Moon!) #5775
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PLANETS Whether you gravitate toward astronomy or you like staring into space, Planets of the Solar System – Mars – Jupiter – Saturn – are three hair pins universally admired. #5709
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TAROT – RIGHTEOUS FEMININE
TAROT – POWERFUL RESOLVE
Perceptive High Priestess, creative Empress, resolute Strength – a trio of Greater Arcana figures bringing Virtue, vitality, and a powerful Feminine Energy. #5804
Heralds of change, Wheel of Fortune, Justice, a Hanged Man attend to the inevitable, ordain and bear judgment in suspense. Shatter. Adapt, grow, transform, mending among shards until powerful. #5803
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ENAMEL PINS MULTIPLES OF 4/STYLE.
Wear your heart on your sleeve — and inspiration on your lapel!
$7.50
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Our line of colorful die-cast Enamel Pins features historical figures, cultural icons, and big ideas. They’re packaged in sets of two with rubber pin backs.
ATTRACTIVE 3¼" × 4¼" HANGING DISPLAY CARD INSIDE AN ACETATE ENVELOPE
TENACIOUS RUBBER PIN BACKS HOLD ON TIGHT
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FRIDA KAHLO #5091
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BOB ROSS #5083
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ROSIE THE RIVETER #5098
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THE SCREAM #5214
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GLOWS IN THE DARK!
ALBERT EINSTEIN
In theory, Albert Einstein and E = mc 2 show you have potential... you know, relatively. #5093
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MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE
T. REX NOW AND THEN
Marie Sklodowska Curie coined the word “radioactive” and named the radium that gave the lab that special glow(-in-the-dark).
#5075
#5309
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DR. ANTHONY S. FAUCI Who was that masked man? He left before we could thank him! Wear a mask! Wear Dr. Fauci! Wear Dr. Fauci’s mask! #5640
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PLATONIC SOLIDS
MISTER ROGERS
BILLIE HOLIDAY
P.T. BARNUM AND JUMBO
Platonic Solids will show everyone you have many sides. Set of 5 (five) pins. #5313
Mister Rogers and Trolley can say to someone you like: “Won’t You Be My Neighbor”? #5097
Billie Holiday wore her heart on her sleeve and her ever-present white gardenia in her hair. #5305
Legendary showman P.T. Barnum made an African elephant the star of the Barnum & Bailey Circus – and that’s how Jumbo became the most famous elephant in the world. #5370
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H.P. LOVECRAFT
JAMES BALDWIN
JANE AUSTEN
EDGAR ALLAN POE
H.P. Lovecraft and Cthulhu. Pals. #5218
“You and I are history. We carry our history. We act our history.” — James Baldwin #5089
“One cannot have too large a party.” Or better companions than Jane Austen and her Novels. #5088
The Raven came to have a word with Edgar Allan Poe... and you know what word that is. #5079
STURM UND DRANG
MAD HATTER
ALICE
Sturm und Drang — it’s your nature. #5082
“It’s the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!” Invite the Mad Hatter and bring your Teacup. #5096
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SHERLOCK HOLMES Sherlock Holmes was never without his trusty magnifying glass. “It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.” — A Case of Identity #5307
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Alice found a bottle with a label that said “DRINK ME” and she did — would you?
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FRIDA KAHLO
ANDY WARHOL
SALVADOR DALÍ
VINCENT VAN GOGH
Frida Kahlo immortalized her pet Monkey in the self-portrait, “Fulang-Chang and I.”
“I used to have the same lunch every day, for 20 years, I guess...” — Andy Warhol, about Soup #5086
Salvador Dalí and his Melting Watch make your day more surreal. #5092
These handsome enamel pins feature van Gogh beside a sunflower from an 1888 still life. #5085
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LEONARDO DA VINCI
PABLO PICASSO
CLAUDE MONET
Leonardo da Vinci and his Vitruvian Man help you keep things in proportion. #5258
Influential 20th Century artist Pablo Picasso never stopped exploring: “I do not seek – I find.” #5372
Impressionism was named for the Claude Monet painting, “Impression: Sunrise” but he’s famous for his Water Lily paintings.
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THE SCREAM
BOB ROSS
JUSTIN TRUDEAU
“I felt a gust of melancholy” Edvard Munch said in his diary 22 January 1892 — but The Scream says it all. #5214
“You paint your world the way you see it…” and Bob Ross paints a Happy Little Tree the way he sees it. #5083
Not your parents’ Trudeau! (But it is your parents’ maple leaf.) Pas le Trudeau de tes parents! (Mais c’est la feuille d’érable de tes parents.) #5223
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ROSIE THE RIVETER
19TH AMENDMENT
RUTH BADER GINSBURG
Big job? Tough job? Impossible job? Rosie says, “We Can Do It!” #5098
These eye-catching 19th Amendment enamel pins pay tribute to the decadeslong struggle of the suffragists. #5546
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s opinion: “I dissent.” — Bush v. Gore 531 U.S. 98, 144
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NEW!
MONTY PYTHON It’s... #5739
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Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise – surprise and fear, fear and surprise...I’ll come in again. #5740
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NEW!
MONTY PYTHON TROJAN RABBIT
MONTY PYTHON KNIGHT WHO SAYS “NI!”
Trojan Rabbit Enamel Pins honor King Arthur’s quest with enough glory for the likes of your lapel. #5844
Affix ye these Knight Who Says “Ni!” pins enameléd – upon raiment or pack of the back – then stride ye forth, demanding sacrifice… of shrubbery. #5845
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MONTY PYTHON BLACK KNIGHT King Arthur: ...you’ve got no arms left! The Black Knight: Yes, I have. #5742
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9-HOOK DISPLAY #5103 SEE PAGE 89
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RIFF RAFF
I see you shiver in antici… pation. #5851
Say goodbye to all this… #5854
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24-HOOK SPINNING DISPLAY #5354 SEE PAGE 89
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THE TIME WARP
Whatever happened to Saturday night – When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright? #5852
It’s just a jump to the left… #5855
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JIGSAW PUZZLES MULTIPLES OF 2/STYLE.
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There’s nothing like the satisfying click when a piece of the puzzle fits. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild invites you to join us over a jigsaw puzzle!
PUZZLE ART ON ALL 6 SIDES!
9" × 12½" × 2" (23 × 32 × 5 cm)
1000 PIECES THAT CLICK (SNUG FIT!) LOW DUST MATTE FINISH/LOW GLARE
PUZZLE ART MINI POSTER INSIDE
ACTUAL SIZE
BEST-SELLERS
GREAT FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE #5627
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A BRIEF HISTORY OF ART #5630
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MISTER ROGERS #5661
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$9.25 / $12.50 cdn
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FRIDA’S GARDEN Spend time in Frida’s Garden in the flourishing company of lively animals, colorful blooms and lush succulents, green foliage… and that most mysterious of creatures, Diego. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5685
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GREAT FLOWERS
We’ve gathered the most beautiful blossoms ever painted to bring you the Great Flowers jigsaw puzzle. Pick a forget-me-not (Jan van Kessel the Elder), a rowdy sunflower or two (guess who!) and a rose (Manet) is a rose (Klimt) is a rose (FantinLatour) More than 70 flowers, with no two alike. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5753
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MODERN ARTISTS
Courbet, Manet, Degas, Cézanne, and Klimt. Monet, Renoir, Cassatt, Gauguin, van Gogh. Bourgeois and Lichtenstein. Frankenthaler and Warhol. This jigsaw puzzle celebrates 70 formidable Modern Artists. (Feuds and models not included.) 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5663
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A BRIEF HISTORY OF ART From the Lascaux Cave paintings in prehistoric France… all the way to the Abstract end-of-the20th-century USA, now you can relive the history of Western Art in a single weekend! Each time you assemble UPG’s A Brief History of Art jigsaw puzzle, you receive an entire course in Art History in a mere fraction of the time! 11¾" × 35³⁄8" (30cm × 90cm) #5630
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50 JIGSAW PUZZLES
$9.25 / $12.50 cdn
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PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS The United States is a proud nation of individuals who want to RETURN TO NORMALCY and to vote FOR A NEW DEAL. Whether you proclaim I LIKE IKE or you like LBJ FOR THE USA, you’ll enjoy this colorful Presidential Campaign Slogans Jigsaw Puzzle. A collection of mottos and rallying cries, buttons and banners and badges – it’s for everyone who believes THIS IS OUR YEAR… isn’t that all of us? 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5684
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AGE OF THE DINOSAURS Put together one side to see these terrible lizards come to life in their Mesozoic Era habitat – then take it apart and reassemble the dinosaur skeleton exhibit in your local museum. UPG’s Age of the Dinosaurs double-sided Jigsaw Puzzle is two puzzles in one for long-lasting fun! 11¾" × 35³⁄8" (30cm × 90cm) #5686
TW O PU ZZ LE S IN ON E!
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MISTER ROGERS Spend time with UPG’s Mister Rogers Jigsaw Puzzle. You’ll enjoy dozens of colorful quotes and song lyrics, images of his iconic sweater and Trolley, as well as characters from the Neighborhood of Make-Believe. We’ve always wanted to have a neighbor just like him. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5661
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JANE AUSTEN LITERARY LINES Janeites, unite! Here is a handsome Jigsaw Puzzle featuring Jane Austen’s works! Each quote is rendered by hand, charmingly filigreed, and ornamented to pleasing effect. You’ll lose yourself for hours in this captivating puzzle – a new way to surround yourself with Jane Austen’s words – her wit, her empathy, and her still-brilliant observations about a party. It’s genius. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5628
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GREAT FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE Great writers show how it’s done: with drama, humor, and wisdom. UPG’s Great First Lines of Literature Jigsaw Puzzle is as packed as the best kind of bookshelf with intriguing first lines from dozens of writers. Classic works – adventure, science fiction, romance, mystery – these wonderful quotes will draw you in for hours of engagement. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5627
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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS UPG’s formidable Shakespearean Insults Jigsaw Puzzle is more Shakespearean and more insulting than any other – with invective from every single play in which the Bard is known to have had a hand! 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5664
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GEOLOGICAL TIME Ah, nostalgia. Remember when trilobites were soooooo popular? Pangaea… now, there was a supercontinent. If you’re too young to recall the Devonian era, UPG’s beautiful Geological Time Jigsaw Puzzle has a timeline with layers of fossils and facts to help you put it all together. 11¾" × 35³⁄8" (30cm × 90cm) #5629
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EIDOS – WHAT’S IN A NAME? είδος Eídos EIDOS, noun ei·dos | \ `ī,däs, `ā,- \ Something that is seen or intuited; image, idea. Origin: Greek.
EIDOS
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EIDOS DECK 73 UNIQUE CARDS
4¼" × 4" × 1½" (11×10.5×3.9 cm)
Eidos is a beautiful card-matching game you can pick up and play! Each deck has 73 cards, each with 9 different images. While no 2 cards are the same, any 2 cards have only 1 image in common…but can you find it first? Boxed set contains Eidos card deck, instruction book with rules for 7 different kinds of gameplay, and fold-out image gallery mini poster.
EIDOS – GREAT ART Ancient Egypt, the Dutch Baroque Period, Stone Age Austria, feudal Japan, 20th century Mexico… You’ll find the works of artists you know, as well as time-honored creators whose work speaks for itself. Spend time with beautiful art pieces of genius. We have an EIDOS for ART. #5631
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EIDOS IN SPACE Planets and constellations, ancient star maps, astronomers, Space-Age rockets…dozens and dozens of images spanning our history as a species of adventurers – from star-gazing to STEM and still star-gazing. Dazzling cosmic images that will keep you looking up. We have an EIDOS on Space. #5632
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QUOTABLE NOTABLES MULTIPLES OF 6/STYLE.
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2.5 The Unemployed Philosophers Guild does not believe in 0 cdn dashing off a thumb-typed text when you can send a handsome Quotable Notable card. Each one comes packaged in an acetate sleeve with a brief biography on the back, an envelope, and its own colorful sticker sheet filled with quotes, images, and greetings so you can customize your card.
Give your thumbs a rest. QUOTABLE NOTABLE
8¾" × 4"
MINI BIOGRAPHY ON BACK
BLANK CARD — ADD YOUR GOOD WISHES AND OUR STICKERS
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FRIDA KAHLO #0218
MISTER ROGERS #3885
ROSIE THE RIVETER #0586
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ANDY WARHOL #0939
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ALBERT EINSTEIN #0204
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #0215
SPOCK #4580
ROSA PARKS #2223
JANE AUSTEN #0202
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HISTORY & POLITICS DAVY CROCKETT #2957
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN #0574
RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5596
CHE GUEVARA #0199
ALEXANDER HAMILTON #4940
KAMALA D. HARRIS #5672
JOHN F. KENNEDY #2224
BARACK OBAMA #0609
ROSA PARKS #2223
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT #0576
THEODORE ROOSEVELT #0937
ROSIE THE RIVETER #0586
SITTING BULL #2958
GEORGE WASHINGTON #1783
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LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN #0205
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WORLD RELIGIONS ANGEL (GIOTTO) #0983
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PERFORMING & VISUAL ARTS DAVID BOWIE #5764
SALVADOR DALÍ #0230
ISADORA DUNCAN #0494
DUKE ELLINGTON #5766
ALFRED HITCHCOCK #5361
BILLIE HOLIDAY #3326
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THE KISS (KLIMT) #0232
JOHN LENNON #5768
LEONARDO DA VINCI #0941
FREDDIE MERCURY #5765
CLAUDE MONET #0231
THE SCREAM (MUNCH) #0235
PABLO PICASSO #0945
REMBRANDT VAN RIJN #0591
MISTER ROGERS #3885
BOB ROSS #5301
VINCENT VAN GOGH #0210
ANDY WARHOL #0939
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT #0589
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AUTHORS & LITERATURE ALICE #0583
JANE AUSTEN #0202
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SHERLOCK HOLMES #0504
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EMILY DICKINSON #0303
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RALPH WALDO EMERSON #0578
EDGAR ALLAN POE #0209
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OSCAR WILDE #1785
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STEM MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE #4417
CHARLES DARWIN #0478
ALBERT EINSTEIN #0204
SIGMUND FREUD #0203
ISAAC NEWTON #0989
CARL SAGAN #3884
NIKOLA TESLA #3658
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NOTEBOOKS
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild makes dozens of pocket Notebooks to keep you organized and inspired. Your ideas deserve better than a boring white pad – so give them a launch pad! High-quality 120 gsm paper.
COUNTERTOP NOTEBOOK DISPLAY
SPINNING COUNTERTOP NOTEBOOK DISPLAY
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#4045 SEE PAGE 89
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COMIC NOTE BOOK #3581
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STARGAZING #3394
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ENTOMOLOGY #5423
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CLOUDSPOTTING
BIRDWATCHING
Jot down a few notes while you’re enjoying the weather or document new cloud types with bonus cloudspotting charts and guides. #3886 Full Size 5" × 7" #4626 $3.00 / $4.50 cdn
Fledgling enthusiasts and eagle-eyed experts love this handsome and handy notebook with bonus features: learn bird-counting notation, identify migration routes and two dozen species! #5702
GEOLOGY – A FIELD NOTEBOOK
ENTOMOLOGY – A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK
You care deeply – about rocks and minerals, plate tectonics and volcanos. This notebook has special rock ID features and plenty of room for field observations. (GEOLOGY. It’s big.)
This notebook has plenty of room for field observations and features to help you identify these elegant, intricate species. (ENTOMOLOGY. It’s the little things.)
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CAMPING We’ve started your packing list – what to keep, what to leave, how to plan. UPG’s Camping Notebook is loaded with useful guides and charts you’ll need for your next expedition. #5422
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BOB ROSS HAPPY LITTLE NOTEBOOK Our handy pocket notebook features quotes (for inspiration) and plenty of blank “canvas” (for drawing, sketching, and note-taking). #5795
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GREAT GAMES! The Great Games! notebook fits in your pocket and entertains for hours without batteries, WiFi, or fancy equipment. All you need is a pen or pencil to play. Three game formats (squares, dots, and hexes) and easy-tofollow rules for several games. #3875
$2.00 / $2.75 cdn
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PENMANSHIP A notebook to brush up on your penmanship or to practice your new skills. #5321
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MINI MASTERPIECES
A handy cartoonist’s notebook, perfect for capturing all your fresh POW! ZIP! BOING! ideas. #3581 Full Size 5" × 7" #3951 $3.00 / $4.50 cdn
A handy artist’s notebook with page borders of classic frames for studies, details, or miniature masterpieces.
MUSIC
UPG NOTEBOOK
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UPG’s Music notebook has pages of staves so you can launch right into the composition of your magnum opus …or just make a few notes. #3806 Full Size 5" × 7" #4373 $3.00 / $4.50 cdn
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HELL PASSPORT Flames lick the ruled pages where you may record your sins or meetings with famous denizens. #1465
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Our pocket notebook features crucial data and gridded pages festooned with UPG’s March of Progress. #2964
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CANADA PASSPORT After every election, one party always threatens to head for the Great White North. This Canada Passport notebook is filled with entertaining facts and features the disappointed voter needs... #5015
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60 NOTEBOOKS
$2.00 / $2.75 cdn
Multiples of 6/style. 48 pp.
STAR TREK™ CAPTAIN’S LOG
STAR TREK™ ENGINEERING
A handy logbook with charts, inspirational quotes, and room for the many observations you’ll make on your five-year mission.
A useful pocket notebook with Phaser, Fleet Communicator, and Tricorder schematics for reference – and plenty of room to record your concepts, data, and inventions.
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STAR TREK™ STAR FLEET MEDICAL NOTEBOOK This handy Star Trek™ Starfleet Medical Notebook features a guide to medical conditions from far-flung galaxies, milestones in Starfleet Medical History (from all the series), and inspiring quotes from preeminent Starfleet Medical Officers.
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STARGAZING A beautiful little notebook with constellation maps, lunar guides, and a tear-out simple astrolabe so you can chart the revolutions of the heavenly spheres and make note of its wonders. #3394
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THE MOON PASSPORT
MARS PASSPORT
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The Moon Passport notebook has plenty of pages to keep track of your missions on Earth. Bonus fold-out extras, including moon phases, glossary, maps, and charts! #5357
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Full Size 5" × 7" #4371 $3.00 / $4.50 cdn
Dress for the climate (see Travelers Tips). Each gridded page features landscape of the Red Planet. #2221
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WONDERLAND PASSPORT The White Rabbit blows three blasts on the trumpet and a pack of cards whirls around the ruled pages. Wonderful! #1473
$2.00 / $2.75 cdn
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HUNDRED ACRE WOOD PASSPORT
Now fans of A.A. Milne’s original classic Winnie-the-Pooh can write a Clever Idea or a Clever Plan in this Hundred Acre Wood notebook.
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NEVERLAND PASSPORT
SHERLOCK HOLMES
Wendy flies across every ruled page with “the only boy on the island who could neither write nor spell.”
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OZ PASSPORT The Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, and the Cowardly Lion go with you through ruled pages all the way home! #1471
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A useful notebook where you can jot down clues to a mystery!
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THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF MAKE-BELIEVE PASSPORT
This pocket-size notebook features Travelers Tips from Mister Rogers and a passport on the inside cover with a place for your picture and room to write your name and contact information. You could use it to compose the lyrics of important songs or for writing about a very good feeling. It’s a gift that says, “I like you just the way you are!” #5732
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$2.00 / $2.75 cdn
Multiples of 6/style. 48 pp.
PAN AM TRAVELER’S NOTEBOOKS
Vintage invitations – friendly destinations – Pan Am travel poster images – to whet your wandering imagination! Pan Am Traveler’s Notebooks, feature original midcentury Pan Am art, evoking the era of the “Flying Clipper” – when air travel held the prospect of glamour, excitement, and adventure. Each charming design still beckons you! 48 lined pages | pocket size 3½” x 5”
NEW YORK #5758
PANAMA
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PARIS
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HAWAII
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STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS $3.75
MULTIPLES OF 6/STYLE.
$5.25 cdn
PACKAGED IN POP BOXES OF 6
UPG’s handy, eye-catching Sticky Note Booklets hold dozens and dozens of notes and page markers with individual designs. They’re better than a memo pad and more fun than those ohEVERY STICKY NOTE so-square ordinary sticky notes. BOOKLET FEATURES INDIVIDUAL NOTE DESIGNS
DOZENS OF NOTES IN EACH BOOKLET
EACH BOOKLET SHRINKWRAPPED
APPROX. 3" × 4" (NOTE SIZES VARY)
BEST-SELLERS
BOB ROSS® THE JOY OF PAINTING #5004
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FEMINOTES
STAR TREK
What do women want? Sticky notes! Each Feminotes booklet comes with more than 100 die-cut sticky notes for all occasions. #1818
Lt. Uhura is in command of the message pad! The away team appears – disappears – reappears – as they beam up and beam down on the page markers! #4427
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WONDERLAND
Each booklet contains more than 200 sticky notes shaped like notes and staves, for the bass and treble clef, to help you bring harmony to all your projects. #0532
Sticky notes and page markers with Alice, the White Rabbit, the Cheshire Cat, the Caterpillar, Tweedledee and Tweedledum… for when you're stuck down a rabbit hole or in a cubicle. #2781
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THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ Featuring L. Frank Baum's unforgettable characters and classic illustrations by W.W. Denslow. #4737
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MISTER ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD This booklet is filled with message-friendly sticky notes: page markers with puppet images – of of X the Owl, King Friday XIII, Daniel Striped Tiger, and Lady Elaine Fairchilde. The large notes show Mister Rogers with Trolley and the medium notes are in the shape of an extra sweater. #3820
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BOB ROSS THE JOY OF PAINTING The Bob Ross sticky note booklet has images of Bob Ross, a blank canvas, and his work as page markers. #5004
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FRIDA KAHLO “REFLECTIONS” The largest notes feature Frida Kahlo and her self-portrait – medium notes show an artist’s palette and brushes – and there are five different colors of bookmarks / document flags for your own inspiration. #0529
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SCREAM NOTES
Pssst. Want to get someone's attention? Scream. These sticky notes – large and small – help you say the loud part out quiet. #5754
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EDGAR ALLAN POE Forgot an important errand? “Nevermore.” Looking for a quick bookmark or a final resting place for your poetry or your pants size? The Edgar Allan Poe Sticky Notes Booklet has four styles of notes with Poe quotes. #5827
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MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHINGS
JANE AUSTEN
Much Ado About Nothings Shakespearean sticky notes feature the Bard, himself, on the cover and the largest note. Inside are hundreds of notes in varying shapes and sizes and colors... #0533
Austen sticky notes are just the thing for we who also "cannot be forced into genius and eloquence." Featuring four (4) unique Austen quotes on elegant squares of colored paper.
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MOONSTRUCK MEMOS
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MONTY PYTHON’S FLYING STICKY NOTES
Note your every small step and giant leap with lunar page markers and cool notes of both sides the Moon. #5377
This sticky note booklet features classic Python iconography. And now for something completely sticky! #3048
BIGFOOT NOTES
BUDDHA
Bigfoot Notes help you communicate with other large, hairy, bipedal creatures who inhabit your world. #5230
Filled with an assortment of sticky notes that bring an element of karma to your most mundane tasks. #0611
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DOCUMENT FIRST AID HIGH NOTES #5734
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FREUDIAN SLIPS The largest of Freudian Slips feature Sigmund Freud, himself – with plenty of page markers in five colors! – and medium notes (Freud’s personal stationery). Write your own prescription! #0114
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A pack of sticky notes in the shapes of ointment and assorted bandages – everything you need to remedy your writing: fix the wording, mend a sentence, and make your documents all better. #3647
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COUNTERTOP STICKY NOTE DISPLAY #3105 SEE PAGE 89
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TAROT DECKS MULTIPLES OF 4/STYLE.
BOOKSHELF-WORTHY BOXED SET!
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FAST-PACED INSTRUCTION BOOK DESCRIBES EVERY CARD IN DRAMATIC DETAIL!
00 cdn
THE PULP TAROT Tarot decks were 15th century playing cards – later tools for divination. Pulp magazines peaked with Depression-era longing for escapism – living on in modern forms and genres. Both Pulp and Tarot are sources of stories that stir primal responses – love and bravery, fear and happiness, suspense and surprise – to give us a chance to reimagine ourselves. The Pulp Tarot recasts the Tarot deck with characters from the history of pulp illustration. Each member of this new ensemble brings a fresh POV, unexpected insight... What thrilling sense of discovery will this unique collection bring to your narrative? #5735
78 SENSATIONAL CARDS!
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CHILLING MAJOR ARCANA!
THE HORROR TAROT
DEATHLY MINOR ARCANA!
The Horror Tarot reimagines the traditional Tarot, with 78 unique cards set in the world of horror comics and illustration, horror movies, fan magazines, and paperbacks. Whether divination or revelation, each tarot reading is an invitation to hours of engagement – on your own or in the company of friends. #5829
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ZIPPER BAGS
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Everybody needs a home-away-from-home for their super-important stuff, so reach for UPG’s roomy, sturdy Zipper Bags:
$7.00 0 cdn
• Stash a spare leash for the dog park • Lug your lock for your Pilates locker • Carry coupons for the car wash • Rescue your kid’s loose crayons • Is your package of Swedish fish swimming around in your purse? Save them! • Grab your vitamins and favorite teabags on the way to work We make the perfect pouches, loaded with features… INTERIOR POCKET FOR YOUR ID, CREDIT CARD, OR BUS PASS
HOLDS: • PENS AND PENCILS • BRUSHES AND SHADOWS • SNACKS AND MORE SNACKS
STAYS OPEN FOR BUSINESS ON YOUR DESK, WORKBENCH, OR COUNTERTOP. THEN ZIP IT UP AND ZIP OFF! EACH BAG HAS AN INDIVIDUAL HANG TAG HANG TAG FOLDS AND FITS IN THE INTERIOR POCKET
FACTS AND FEATURES AND FASCINATING READING
HANDY HANG LOOP
ZIPPER BAGS ARE 5" × 9" — COMPACT YET ROOMY! 100% COTTON BAG
CONTACT INFORMATION IN CASE BAG SEEKS ADVENTURES ABROAD
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$7.00 / $9.50 cdn
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BACK
PAN AM Whether you’re headed out of town or overseas, this Pan Am Bag is just the ticket. Rome! Tokyo! Copenhagen! This handsome pouch features vintage baggage tags to intriguing destinations – and holds everything you’ll need on hand for your next great adventure. #5756
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JANE AUSTEN The Jane Austen Bag is just the place to keep all the small things you need: a bottle of ink and a pen, a stack of letters tied with a ribbon, a needle and thread. This pouch is for those who recognize that the small is not inevitably the trivial. #5324
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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS Be not one who may be called a leathern jerkin, crystal-button, notpated, agate-ring… (shudder). Once thing’s for certain: the Bard had a way with words. If you find yourself in a battle of wits, arm yourself! Procure a Shakespearean Insults Bag to hold your yellow stockings and hold your garters or hold your tongue. #5380
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NEW! EDGAR ALLAN POE On both sides there’s a dashing portrait of Edgar Allan Poe surrounded by a dozen quotes from his life and works – The Raven, Murders in the Rue Morgue, stories, poems, a personal letter… This sturdy canvas pouch is the perfect place to stash that which you cannot bear to lose – your crow quill pen, a bottle of ink (black as night). #5843
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H S PA N IS E ON TH K C BA
FRIDA KAHLO Every creative act is a self-portrait of a sort, so carry all your supplies and inspirations in this Frida Bag and let the master artist remind you to paint your own reality. #5399
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ALCHEMY The Alchemy Bag is covered with beautiful and mysterious alchemical imagery to remind you it’s important to keep experimenting. Holds lead, gold, and all the necessities for your transformation. It’s the perfect accessory for the person of substance. #5323
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TAROT UPG’s wondrous Tarot Bag is bedecked (!) with images from the classic Rider Waite tarot deck. Whether you need a fascinating pouch to carry your own cards or a zipper bag to hold your fortune, you’ll agree – it’s divine. #5696
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YOGA The Yoga Bag features original drawings to illustrate 15 poses. For those who believe practice makes practiced. Namaste. #5322
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BOB ROSS
If you’re a fan of Bob Ross and you love The Joy of Painting – this is your bag. On one side: the 13 colors he used most (so you can load your palette the way he did!) On the other side: an encouraging quote and art from a characteristic painting (to keep you inspired!) The colorful tag features facts about Bob Ross, his favorite “wet on wet” technique, and his place in art history. This beautiful pouch is fully-lined and has an inner card pocket. It’s just the place to stow your brushes! #5737
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PASTA Our tasty Pasta Bag includes Pellegrino Artusi’s classic 1891 recipe for Salsa di Pomodoro (Tomato Sauce). Buon appetito! Buon accessorio! #5327
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MUSHROOMS
We call them “vegetables” yet they are not plants. They’re carnivores yet they are not animals. Our Mushrooms Bag features 23 species of these otherworldly sci-fi fungi found on our world. Will that fungus be tasty or toxic? Healthy or hallucinogenic? Always ask a mycologist. #5835
NEW!
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WEED Grass. Hemp. Hay. Bud. Forage. Herb. Why all the euphemisms? We’re all adults here. “Weed” is just another word for “plant” …a righteous, righteous plant. Our 100% cotton zip-up Weed Bag honors these beautiful yet misunderstood works of nature. #5398
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MISTER ROGERS The Mister Rogers Bag is a special place to keep your special things. It’s special on the inside with plenty of room and a little pocket for your ID cards. It’s special on the outside with images of Trolley, X the Owl, King Friday XIII, other citizens of the Neighborhood of Make-Believe – and Mister Rogers, himself! It’s a pouch for your pencils with quotes to remind everyone You are special! #5738
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Transforming Tea Light Holders
MULTIPLES OF 4/STYLE.
With their unglazed porcelain and handmade feel, T*Lights add a fascinating glow to any décor.
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BIRDS ON A WIRE
Right out of the box, T*Lights are COOL design elements. As a lit tea light WARMS the porcelain, beautiful images are slowly revealed. Full transformation may take up to 20 minutes. (Tea light not included.) Compliments will be glowing. 2 3⁄8" dia. × 4" tall / 6cm × 10cm
Black and white silhouettes perch on wires. Drop in a lit candle and be patient until the distinctive field marks and hues of 18 colorful species of Birds are revealed. #5667
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HOT
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CONSTELLATIONS
GREAT NUDES
It’s never too early for stars to be out. Armchair star-gazers will spot familiar figures among the spangle of stars. When the candle has warmed the porcelain, 11 favorite Constellations appear. #5666
People change… out of their garb and back to a state of nature. Light a candle and when things heat up, it’s just a matter of time until Great Nudes from art masterpieces are unveiled. #5668
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MONDRIAN Whether you live in an atelier or something closer to a cave, an intriguing Mondrian T*Light adds abstraction to that all-important space surrounding it. (Home.) #5800
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MYSTERIOUS SEA
DRAGONFLY
BUTTERFLIES
Our Mysterious Sea T*Lights heat-transforming candle holders can change your perspective. Cold, they feature silhouettes of two ships calmly sailing over dark seas. But when you drop in a lit tea light or votive candle, the porcelain warms to slowly reveal two of the ocean’s biggest mysteries… #5676
UPG’s eye-catching Dragonfly T*Lights are (two) heat-transforming works of art. When the porcelain is cool, the dark design elements take prominence; drop a lit tea light or votive into the candle holder and the heat will gradually draw out dragonflies in the colors of Tiffany glass. #5687
The flame of a tea light brings about mysterious processes. Bit by bit, there’s a flutter of color, a glimpse of pattern, and 17 classic illustrations of Butterflies emerge after their metamorphosis. #5669
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SECULAR SAINTS The portrait of a cultural luminary appears on the front of the votive, and there are special features beautifully rendered on the reverse. They are guaranteed to grant your desires (“I need romantic lighting”) and aid the powerless (“I need light until the power comes back on”).
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has created these unscented Secular Saints candles for our unenlightened times.
MULTIPLES OF 6/STYLE.
5 cdn
SAINT’S NAME
PATRONAGE RICH COLOR PORTRAIT
SAINT’S DAY (BIRTHDAY)
INDIVIDUAL CUSTOM “PRAYER” TO INSPIRE AND ENLIGHTEN
ILLUMINATED WITH GOLD FOIL
MADE IN THE
U.S.A.
CALLIGRAPHIC LETTERING FINE PAPER WITH EMBOSSED DETAILS
COUNTERTOP SECULAR SAINTS CANDLE DISPLAY
BURN TIME UP TO 80 HOURS
2" DIAMETER 8" TALL
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FRIDA KAHLO #3291
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$6.25 / $8.75 cdn
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BILLIE HOLIDAY
JOHN LENNON
FREDDIE MERCURY
FRIDA KAHLO
SALVADOR DALÍ
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
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JAMES BALDWIN
JANE AUSTEN
EDGAR ALLAN POE
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TONI MORRISON
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
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CARL SAGAN
CHARLES DARWIN
ALBERT EINSTEIN
NIKOLA TESLA
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TABLEWARE NEW!
MUG SHOTS John Dillinger. Bugsy Siegel. Lucky Luciano. Al Capone. Machine Gun Kelly. Pretty Boy Floyd. Ready to throw one back with America’s Most Wanted? Break out a set of Mug Shots – shot glasses featuring six nefarious characters, complete with mug shots and rap sheets. Do YOU have the nerve to set ’em up? #1838
$9.00 / $11.00 cdn Multiples of 4.
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THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING BOWLS Here’s the logical gift for the math lover in your life! A set of four ceramic pudding bowls with the proofs to classic theorems of Euclid, Hippasus, Pythagoras, and Gauss. 4" diameter, 2½" tall, holds 8 oz. Yet so deep! #4054
$14.50 / $18.00 cdn
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PLANET PLATES UPG’s Planet Plates are a beautiful vision of our solar system in a set of eight lightweight and versatile melamine plates! The vivid watercolor portraits and beautiful design of Planet Plates bring inspiration to your entertaining. Perfectly sized for dessert and snacks – or appetizers and pass-around plates at your next cocktail party. 8" / 20cm diameter #3344
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FERTILE MINDS
$6.00
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$ 7. 75 c d n
UPG’s handsome Fertile Minds ceramic planter pots can hold a mini flowerpot — or drop in a handful of small stones, fill with potting soil, and plant a seed. Go on, make the world more cultivated.
DISPLAY CARD INCLUDED
Approx. 2" dia. × 3" tall / 5cm × 7.5cm Easy care (wipe with a damp cloth)
SIGMUND FREUD The Sigmund Freud planter pot holds a small cactus (for when you’re feeling prickly). Of course, you could always cultivate aromatic herbs if you prefer headier stuff. #5537
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Fertile Minds planter pots shown with suggestions for plantings. Soil, moss, flowers, and succulents not included.
EDGAR ALLAN POE
“An immortal instinct, deep within the spirit of man, is thus, plainly, a sense of the Beautiful.” This Fertile Minds planter pot in the image of Edgar Allan Poe will bring mystery and beauty to your home. It’s genius. #5584
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$6.00 / $7.75 cdn
FRIDA KAHLO
ALBERT EINSTEIN
In Casa Azul (Blue House), her Mexico City home, Frida Kahlo surrounded herself with all things lavish and marvelous — including the animals she loved and the botanical wonders that interposed themselves into her paintings and famous self-portraits. Don’t wait for beauty. Start a seedling in your Fertile Minds planter pot with the image of Frida and transform your home.
Albert Einstein, the later-life vegetarian, is now a smart ceramic décor accent. It’s the perfect place to plant a lovely little Mammillaria elongata 'Cristata' — you know, a brain cactus. #5534
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JANE AUSTEN
Want to add a dash of drama to your décor? This miniature bust of Ludwig van Beethoven will give your music room a little dun dun dun DUNNNNNNN! #5585
This charming Jane Austen planter pot makes a cozy addition to your nightstand or a sunny windowsill. What would make the winter melt faster than growing Sweet William from seed and then transplanting to your window box? #5539
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
VINCENT VAN GOGH
Wm. Shakespeare’s imagination brought us “a rose by any other name” and now he can grow your kitchen herbs. (Will might suggest marjoram, thyme, rosemary, mints…) #5533
It’s true: “great things are not done just by impulse, but are a series of small things put together.” This Vincent van Gogh ceramic planter pot will add an artistic touch to your workspace or your home — perhaps in The Bedroom. #5538
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COMPACT MIRRORS
80
$6.75
MULTIPLES OF 4/STYLE.
$ 9. 0 0 c d n
TWO MIRRORS – ONE LIFE-SIZE, ONE WITH 2× MAGNIFICATION
MAGNETIC CLASP SAME DESIGN FRONT & BACK
2¾" / 7 cm dia.
SEARCH FOR BEAUTY Here’s what everyone’s looking for: GLAMOROUS and HANDSOME. But possibilities you never imagined are right before your eyes. If you look, you’ll find SMART, find ORIGINAL, find 40 beautiful kinds of beautiful …only if you don’t stop looking too soon! #5780
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HENRY V SELF-LOVE
O for a Mirror fine, close at hand The best contraption for reflection! This fetching accessory features the Shakespeare quote: Self-love is not so vile a sin As self-neglecting. – Henry V, Act II, sc. iv #5782
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OSCAR WILDE TO LOVE ONESELF One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. You can also hold a work of art as you contemplate Wilde’s witticism: To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. #5781
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LIP BALM
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MULTIPLES OF 12/STYLE.
$1.75 2.5
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Lip Balms from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are delicious, highquality concoctions wrapped up in fetching and fun-to-read packages.
0 cdn
Lively in your shop display — lovely when you get them home — each one is a useful, flavorful accessory for pocket, purse, or backpack. MADE IN THE
U.S.A.
WITH IMPORTED INGREDIENTS
ATTRACTIVE 3 ½" × 4 ½" BLISTER PACK READY TO DISPLAY
CULTURAL ICON
NET WT. .15 OZ. (4.25 G)
FILLED WITH LOTS OF GOOD STUFF!
MISSING LOTS OF BAD STUFF!
EYE-CATCHING DESIGN
PROTECTS YOUR LIPS AGAINST THE ELEMENTS (NOT LEAD OR MENDELEVIUM, OF COURSE — WE WERE THINKING MORE LIKE WIND AND COLD)
BEST-SELLERS
Take a look at the recipe: ORGANIC ingredients REAL flavors you like NO butylthis, parathat, or methylwhatever NO mineral oil NO battery acid NO truth serum that makes you confess, “Boss, that haircut makes you look like an eel.”
MADE WITH ALL-NATURAL, ENVIRONMENTALLY-FRIENDLY INGREDIENTS
ALICE IN WONDERLAND CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER #5402
STIFF UPPER LIP BALM #5366
FREUD’S ORAL FIXATION #5319
READ MY LIP BALM POE’S RAVEN #5746
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FRIDA KAHLO’S ON THE LIPS OF DREAMS
O-BALM-A
peppermint #5338
citrus #5316
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JANE AUSTEN’S FINEST BALM
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eucalyptus mint #5319
24-HOOK SPINNING DISPLAY #5354 SEE PAGE 89
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ALICE IN WONDERLAND CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER citrus #5402
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peppermint #5318
CALAMITY JANE’S LEGENDARY LIP ELIXIR eucalyptus mint #5543
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9-HOOK DISPLAY #5103 SEE PAGE 89
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ROSIE THE RIVETER’S HARD-WORKING LIP BALM peppermint #5367
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WM. SHAKESPEARE’S MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S BALM
ALBERT EINSTEIN’S FAMOUS FORMULA FOR THE LIPS
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STIFF UPPER LIP BALM
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BACK OF CARD HIGHLIGHTS THE REVEAL
ROMEO & JULIET
JABBERWOCKY
POE’S RAVEN
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Pear of star-cross’d lovers flavor UNDER THE WRAPPER : Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet (balcony scene excerpt) #5743
LIP BALM 83
peppermint #5366
unflavored #5368
Under each clever label of UPG’s Read My Lip Balm is a literary wonder under wraps. Unroll the wrapper to read a little poetry, a little whimsey, a little drama – and savor the work of a favorite writer whenever you reapply.
$1.75 / $2.50 cdn
Looking-Glass Eucalyptus Mint flavor UNDER THE WRAPPER : Lewis Carroll’s Jabberwocky (entire poem) #5744
Chilling Peppermint flavor UNDER THE WRAPPER : Edgar Allan Poe’s The Raven (poem excerpt) #5746
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FREUDIAN SLIPPERS $14.50 $18
MULTIPLES OF 2/SIZE.
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FREUDIAN SLIPPERS Now you can really put your foot in it! Walk in the master’s footsteps with our patented builtin ‘sock-tongue’. Available in US sizes: SMALL (Women’s 6–9.5, Men’s 6–8) #0112
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TRUMPZILLA TRUMPZILLA Here's something to play with when you're playing politics: He smashes trade deals! He crashes climate deals! He steps on allies! Does TRUMPZILLA stop for anything (besides golf)???!!! #5525
$7.50 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4.
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MEDIUM (Women’s 10–11.5, Men’s 8.5–11) #0111
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LARGE (Women’s 12+, Men’s 11.5–14) #0110
T-SHIRTS$ MULTIPLES OF 2/SIZE.
11.50
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14.
HERE’S LOOKING AT EUCLID
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(+$1.00 for XXL.)
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DALÍ LLAMA
This tribute to the Father of Geometry in basic black will let everyone know that you may be simple, but you are also elegant.
This proud llama in the handsome Salvador Dalí moustache tells people everything they should know. Everything.
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PINK FREUD This is the t-shirt that says it all… then forgets what it was saying and gazes off into space until nobody can quite tell if it’s exceptionally deep or just hungry. PINKF1 - S
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LLAMA5 - XXL
SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS Never again waste your breath on a mountain of mad flesh when the Bard put down so many put-downs you only need to point! This shirt is 100% cotton and features some of the Bard's most piercing turns of phrase.
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INSULT1 - S
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INSULT2 - M
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PINKF5 - XXL
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MAGNETIC PLAY SETS MULTIPLES OF 6/STYLE.
9. 5
Each set comes with all the components you need to create scores of mix-andmatch superheroes, luminaries, and geniuses — all with wardrobes and accessories for every occasion.
MIX
START ALL OVER AGAIN DIE-CUT DETAILS
DOZENS OF ELEMENTS
BEST-SELLERS
WHAT WOULD JESUS WEAR? #0323
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BOB ROSS JOY OF PAINTING #5624
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COLORFUL COMPONENTS
ORIGINAL DESIGNS
MATCH
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Our entertaining Magnetic Play Sets make any fridge or filing cabinet the center of attention.
STAR TREK #5750
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$7.25 / $9.50 cdn
MAGNETIC PLAY SETS 87
FRIDA’S FROCKS & SMOCKS #2310
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MONTY PYTHON’S FLYING PLAY SET
#5750
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#5625
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BOB ROSS JOY OF PAINTING
WHAT WOULD JESUS WEAR? #0323
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#5624
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#2979
#0219
#0559
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PILL BOXES 5
$6.7
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MULTIPLES OF 3/STYLE.
MR. SPOCK
FRIDA’S PHARMACY
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#4377
MOTHER’S LITTLE HELPER
#3333
#0602
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9-HOOK DISPLAY #5103 SEE PAGE 89
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MAD HATTER
ROSIE THE RIVETER
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#0238
#3583
DISPLAYS
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DIMENSIONS W×D×H
QTY FOR FREE
PROGRAM COST
4268
16
10 × 10 × 32"
96
$360.00 / $480.00 cdn
A
Spinning Countertop Puppet Display
B
Small Countertop Mint Display
0193
3
2 × 10 × 14"
72
$126.00 / $180.00 cdn
C
Large Countertop Mint Display
0139
6
4 × 10 × 14"
144
$252.00 / $360.00 cdn
D
Countertop Sticky Note Display
3105
6
11 × 10 × 15"
36
$135.00 / $189.00 cdn
E
Countertop Secular Saints Candle Display
3804
8
11 × 13 × 24"
48
$300.00 / $420.00 cdn
F
Spinning Countertop Pocket Notebook Display
4045
12
6 × 6 × 24"
72
$144.00 / $198.00 cdn
G
Countertop Pocket Notebook Display
3104
6
13 × 7 × 17"
36
$72.00 / $99.00 cdn
H
Countertop Soap Display
4472
9
16 × 12 × 10"
72
$126.00 / $180.00 cdn
I
9-Hook Display†
5103
9
11 × 5 × 18"
36
$270.00 / $342.00 cdn
J
24-Hook Spinning Display†
5354
24
8 ¼ × 8 ¼ × 18"
96
$720.00 / $960.00 cdn
Spinning Peg Board Display*
5862
12
14 × 14 × 33"
32
$192.00 / $264.00 cdn
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Minimums vary with product selection (program cost for Dish Towels shown).
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IVORY
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What is an Ivory Tower?
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Ivory Tower is a space-saving display fully customized to fit your assortment of UPG gifts – coffee mugs, plush dolls and puppets, stationery, and the rest of our witty and original designs. With lockable wheels and a metal frame, our store within a store is the perfect addition to your collection.
The Design That You Design Show off items from every line! 20 HOOKS
6 FLAT TRAYS
LIP BALM · ENAMEL PINS PILL BOXES · ZIPPER BAGS HAIR PINS · DISH TOWELS COMPACT MIRRORS
CANDLES · MUGS · LITTLE THINKERS MINTS · STICKY NOTES · TABLEWARE FREUDIAN SLIPPERS · WATCHES SOAPS · PUZZLES · FERTILE MINDS
7 WIRE & ACRYLIC SHELVES
…AND THE METAL FRAME
MAGNETIC PLAY SETS NOTEBOOKS · CARDS
SHOWCASES MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES
Free freight* on your first order. Save 5% on all $100 reorders. Order $2000+ ($2500+ CDN) and the Ivory Tower is yours at no charge. 20" × 24" × 66" #5491
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TOWER Tailored to your assortment
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MINI IVORY TOWER Is space at a premium? Choose a countertop Mini Ivory Tower you can design and redesign with a combination of products. Each display comes with (3) flat trays, (3) wire & acrylic shelves, (6) hooks, and a magnetic frame.
360° ROTATION! #5582
Il142 9c) #(%XN Order $950+ ($1250+ CDN) and the Mini Ivory Tower can be added to your order for free. Your new Mini Ivory Tower includes Free Freight on your first order and 5%* on all $100 reorders. 360° ROTATION! 13" × 15½" × 33"
*free freight to contiguous US only. 5% discount cannot be combined with other promotions.
BEST-SELLERS 93 LIP BALM
FERTILE MINDS
ALBERT EINSTEIN #5534 EDGAR ALLAN POE #5584
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JANE AUSTEN #5539
ALICE IN WONDERLAND CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER #5402
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STICKY NOTES
BOB ROSS THE JOY OF PAINTING #5004
WONDERLAND #2781
MISTER ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD #3820
STAR TREK™ #4427
FEMINOTES #1818
READ MY LIP BALM POE’S RAVEN #5746
FREUD’S ORAL FIXATION #5319
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BIRDS ON A WIRE #5667
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CONSTELLATIONS #5666
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TRANSFORMING MUGS
CONSTELLATIONS #2762
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BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG #4961
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BUTTERFLIES #5568
DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT #0025
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DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS #0982
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TRADITIONAL MUGS
SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS #0065
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JANE AUSTEN #3764
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BRIEF HISTORY OF ART #1658
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GEOLOGIC TIME #5019
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THE LITERARY CAT #5375
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STAR TREK™ TRANSPORTER #4606
FRIDA DREAMS #4747
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MINTS
MISTER ROGERS’ ENCOURAGEMINTS #4230
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BOB ROSS HAPPY LITTLE MINTS #4960
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EMPOWERMINTS #0949
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RETIREMINTS #2102
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STAR TREK™ DILITHIUM CRYSTALS #4363
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94 BEST-SELLERS ENAMEL PINS
FRIDA KAHLO #5091
JAMES BALDWIN #5089
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GREAT FLOWERS OF ART #5704
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URANUS SOAP #4522
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ROSIE THE RIVETER #5098
BOB ROSS #5083
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HAIR PINS
GREAT CATS OF ART #5779
EDGAR ALLAN POE #5710
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FOAM SWEET FOAM SOAP
LADY MACBETH’S GUEST SOAP #4438
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WE WILL WASH YOU #5701
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JEAN-LUC PICARD’S MAKE IT SOAP #5420
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THE SCREAM #5214
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PLANETS #5709
JANE AUSTEN #5705
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VAN GOGH’S SUNFLOWER SOAP #4432
WE CAN WASH IT! #4523
STAR TREK™ CAPTAIN’S LOG #4520
WONDERLAND PASSPORT #1473
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POCKET-SIZE NOTEBOOKS
COMIC NOTE BOOK #3581
STARGAZING #3394
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COMIC NOTE BOOK #3951
STAR TREK™ CAPTAIN’S LOG #4610
ENTOMOLOGY #5423
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MUSIC #4373
MAD HATTER #0238
FULL-SIZE NOTEBOOKS
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BOTANY #5363
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PILL BOXES
MR. SPOCK #4377
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MOTHER’S LITTLE HELPER #0602
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BEST-SELLERS 95 QUOTABLE NOTABLES
FRIDA KAHLO #0218
MISTER ROGERS #3885
ROSIE THE RIVETER #0586
VINCENT VAN GOGH #0210
ANDY WARHOL #0939
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FRIDA KAHLO #3291
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PTOLEMAIC SYSTEM #2979
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FREDDIE MERCURY #5418
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TAROT #5696
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #0215
SPOCK #4580
ROSA PARKS #2223
JANE AUSTEN #0202
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HARRIET TUBMAN #5225
BOB ROSS #5713
SECULAR SAINT CANDLES
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WATCHES
MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS #3049
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STAR TREK™ U.S.S. ENTERPRISE #4428
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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS #5380
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JANE AUSTEN #5324
MISC. GAMES
THE PULP TAROT #5735
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EIDOS – GREAT ART #5631
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96 BEST-SELLERS LITTLE THINKERS
ALBERT EINSTEIN #0035
FRIDA KAHLO #0056
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FRIDA KAHLO #0057
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ALBERT EINSTEIN #0148
EDGAR ALLAN POE #0187
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VINCENT VAN GOGH #0122
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #0099
MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES
THE SCREAM #0646
POE’S RAVEN #4394
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #0104
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ANDY WARHOL #0643
RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5373
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ROSIE THE RIVETER VINCENT VAN GOGH #5379 #0121
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WHAT WOULD JESUS WEAR? #0323
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BOB ROSS® JOY OF PAINTING #5624
DIRTY MIND SPONGES
STAR TREK #5750
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Il50 38c)%*@)XN JIGSAW PUZZLES
GREAT FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE #5627
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A BRIEF HISTORY OF ART #5630
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MAKE ME WET / SQUEEZE ME HARD #5806
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MISTER ROGERS #5661
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POLICIES Behold! The Small Print
OPENING ORDERS Minimum opening order is $150 wholesale, prepaid with a major credit card†, INTERAC*, PayPal, or a fistful of damp folding currency. To apply for Net 30 terms, please email wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com with the following: • Three (3) current vendor references with fax numbers and emails • One (1) bank reference Net 30 terms will be applied on subsequent orders upon credit approval. REORDERS Minimum reorder is $100. RETURNS Defective or damaged items are eligible for an account credit and must be reported within 14 days (see CLAIMS). All other returns must be approved within 60 days of receipt of merchandise. Contact UPG at wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com for approval. Approved returns are subject to a 20% restocking fee. All returns must be unstickered and in resalable condition. *Canada only US only
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CLAIMS All claims due to incorrect pricing on an invoice, defective or damaged items, shortage, or items shipped in error must be reported to UPG Customer Service within 14 days of receipt of merchandise. BACKORDERS Unless you provide alternate instructions, out of stock items are automatically backordered. Backorders under $40 ship with free freight to destinations in the continental US. Customers pay freight on all backorder shipments over $40 unless backorder originated from a free freight order. No additions may be made to backorders with special promotions. Customers wanting no part of this backorder poppycock and bombast may elect no backorders ever but it’s your loss. THE ROUND UP Item quantities are automatically rounded up to the nearest multiple.
SHIPPING UPG products ship from our domestic warehouse, FOB Indianapolis, Indiana. Charges will be determined at time of shipping and will be added to each invoice. If your account is prepaid by credit card, this will result in two separate charges. If you’d like to ship on your third-party account, please specify your shipping number on the order.
IVORY TOWER PROGRAM 5% discount applies only to stores that have the tower or countertop display on the floor. Customers may be asked for visual confirmation. You can reach UPG Customer Service at wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com or at 718.243.9492. They are courteous and helpful, so be nice to them. LEGAL
INTERNET MARKETPLACE SALES Wholesale customers are not authorized to sell UPG products on Internet marketplace sites, such as Amazon, eBay, Walmart, Etsy, etc. PRICING This catalogue supersedes all others. All prices are subject to change without notice. INVOICES Invoices are sent via email at time of shipment. Please notify us if you prefer to receive invoices via fax, snail mail, or Pony Express.
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