Whiskey River Soap Moms & Dads Mini-Catalog

DEAR MOM & DAD,

Well, you were right… again.

I looked at the solar eclipse without any glasses on and now my eyes are as cooked as a hard-boiled egg.

It’s not all bad, though—I’ve developed a newfound appreciation for the smell of fine candles and the nice, slimy feeling you get from a really good bar of soap.

And I had my friend Steve Barns draw up these new products for me, with the help of a translator. He writes English just fine, but only speaks Esperanto… go figure!

I know you’ve both told me, time and time again, “don’t stare at the sun,” but I just couldn’t help myself. Hope you enjoy these new products anyway.

Love,

The limited release products in this catalog will be available to order now through June 12, 2024.

DUO CANDLES

Duo Candles:

Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding Classic Soap style.

Dimensions: 4″ D × 2 ½″ H. Burn time: 60 hours. Sold in 3-packs.

SECURITY BLANKET SCENT

WARM HUGS SCENT

CLASSIC SOAP

Classic Soap Bars:

Handmade vegan soap designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrinkwrapped with a kraft brown label.

Dimensions: 3 ½″ L × 2 ¾″ W × 1″ H. Sold in 4-packs.

Mom Was Right

LEMON TART SCENT

D A law of nature

D That in the end…

D She’s always right

SOAP MWR-S

D Bad jokes

D Power tools

D Asleep by 9

Second Moms

D Always there

D To listen and advise

D My second mom

TERMS & CONDITIONS

ORDER MINIMUMS:

Opening order: $200

Re-orders: $150

PAYMENT TERMS:

New accounts: Prepaid via check, money order, cash, or credit card.

Established accounts: Net 30 upon approval. Credit references must be submitted at time of request.

CONDITIONS OF CREDIT:

All orders must be paid no later than 30 days from date shipped. A credit limit will be placed on your account. If your account exceeds this limit, pre-payment may be required. Customer shall pay Whiskey River Soap Company all costs, expenses, legal and collection fees as incurred in enforcing the terms and conditions as allowed by law. Whiskey River Soap Company reserves the right to revoke credit terms after 3 late payments.

PAYMENT:

Company check, money order, cash, credit card, PayPal, or ACH bank transfers.

CANCELLATIONS:

Orders may be canceled at any time. For orders already completed and ready to ship at the time of cancellation, a 25% restocking fee will be charged.

SHIPPING:

Domestic orders shipped via UPS Ground unless otherwise specified. Fantasy Destination Jigsaw Puzzles are excluded from free or discounted freight promotions. Freight charges will be determined at time of shipping and will be added to each invoice. All domestic freight charges are capped at 15% of the wholesale order total. All shipments will be charged the actual freight cost of the order(s). Rates and service subject to change at any time at the sole discretion of Whiskey River Soap Company.

CLAIMS:

Any claims for damaged or misshipped items must be made within 7 days of receipt of merchandise by notifying your sales rep. Claims must be supported with photos of product, tracking number, and outer carton.

RETURNS:

Returns are not accepted for any merchandise unless items are damaged or mis-shipped. For damaged or mis-shipped items, a return authorization number is required and must appear on all related correspondence. All returned merchandise must be received within 30 days of receipt of merchandise and be in 100% resalable condition for credit. A 25% restocking fee will be deducted for items received in poor condition and/or received

beyond the 30-day return window. Return freight is the responsibility of the customer and must be prepaid by the customer, except in case of mis-shipped merchandise.

PRICING:

All prices are subject to the real object and may change without notice. This catalog and corresponding order form’s pricing supersedes all others. Current prices are effective from April 5, 2024.

A NOTE ABOUT OUR PRODUCTS:

Soap and candles are perishable. Treat them as you would chocolate or a wounded kitten. They must be stored in cool, dry conditions to maintain optimum shelf life. Do not place products in direct sunlight or leave in warm, humid environments like a hot car or a Brazilian discotheque. All our soaps and candles are handmade, so no two look exactly alike. Expect some deviation.

INGREDIENTS:

Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like glitter. The basic ingredients (printed on each label) are: coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, and fragrance.